Whisk together all dry ingredients. Stir in eggs. Add coconut oil.
Pour water and chopped herbs into the batter and stir until smooth. Set aside for 10 minutes to rehydrate. Make the hollandaise while you wait.
To make the hollandaise, combine yolks, 1 teaspoon of water, lemon juice, salt, and pepper in the bottom of a jar that barely fits the head of an immersion blender. Melt the butter flavored coconut oil in a separate glass jar in the microwave until hot (or on the stovetop in a small saucepan). Blend the yolk mixture by running the immersion blender in the bottom of the jar. Without moving the blender head, slowly pour the melted oil in while blending constantly. An emulsion will form. Add salt and pepper to taste.
Cook the waffle batter in a waffle iron for 10 minutes. (If they aren't crisp enough, you can toast them in a toaster or toaster oven. Additionally, you can cook them all up then re-crisp just before serving.)
Top with smoked salmon and spoon hollandaise over top.
Notes
Nutrition for the salmon and hollandaise without waffles: Calories: 371 cal, Carbs: 3g, Fiber: 1g, Fat: 35g, Protein: 14gAlternatively you can make the waffles as Chaffles. See recipe below.